Post by adrienveidt on Sept 27, 2010 15:16:08 GMT -5
I was having my morning 'library break' here at work and it dawned on me that, with the way this will be shaped once I get it all enclosed and with the volcano mouth tapering to a point; once I paint this in brown and tan desert colors, its gonna end up looking like a steaming Jurassic Park dino turd.
Y'all no doubt realized this weeks ago and were just watching and waiting for me to make a dumbass of myself again. Ya bastids.
So, y'all gotta help me fix this before I proudly show the world how big a turd I can make.
Here's what I've been running with while making this:
While Hitler proclaimed his Reich would last for a thousand years, he was wise enough to create dozens of 'time capsule' installations from which Naziism could be reborn should the Reich fall. Each installation would be self contained and would house a cadre of SS-trained Wehrmacht and an officer, as well as one or two of a variety of Doomsday weapons if the only objective the cadre could achieve was the destruction of whatever the mongrel races had done while Naziism slumbered.
This particular installation was to be under the Saharan sands, built during Rommel's campaign across North Africa. Within were both a V6 nuclear prototype similar to the one Captain America fell into the Atlantic trying to destroy, and a very special teenaged boy named Siegfried. While Siegried's paternity remained obscured, his mother had been known to be special indeed while still pregnant with him. His mother was none other than Amora the Asgardian Enchantress, who had apparently come to Midgard in an attempt to save herself the Court intrigue of her pregnancy, and teleported to 1932 Magdeburg, Germany. The Asgardians had no idea the Midgardians had so radically advanced in population and technology, due to generally ignoring Mifgard after abjuring their worshippers in favor of Christianity.
Immediately captured and detained as a favorable sign from the Norse gods, Hitler wanted her and her child to serve as Nazi symbols and had Rasputin handle Amora's brainwashing and pregnancy. Knowing the Asgardians to be essentially ageless, part of the plan was to breed high-ranking Nazis with her, and her with her son once he came of age. The erasure of Amora's mind was necessary for her to be compliant to incest with her son, which is why she no longer remembers her son, now stored in a stasis chamber in the Sahara.
So, what all should I change about that, if anything, so my )air doesn't look like a Veloci-turd?
Y'all no doubt realized this weeks ago and were just watching and waiting for me to make a dumbass of myself again. Ya bastids.
So, y'all gotta help me fix this before I proudly show the world how big a turd I can make.
Here's what I've been running with while making this:
While Hitler proclaimed his Reich would last for a thousand years, he was wise enough to create dozens of 'time capsule' installations from which Naziism could be reborn should the Reich fall. Each installation would be self contained and would house a cadre of SS-trained Wehrmacht and an officer, as well as one or two of a variety of Doomsday weapons if the only objective the cadre could achieve was the destruction of whatever the mongrel races had done while Naziism slumbered.
This particular installation was to be under the Saharan sands, built during Rommel's campaign across North Africa. Within were both a V6 nuclear prototype similar to the one Captain America fell into the Atlantic trying to destroy, and a very special teenaged boy named Siegfried. While Siegried's paternity remained obscured, his mother had been known to be special indeed while still pregnant with him. His mother was none other than Amora the Asgardian Enchantress, who had apparently come to Midgard in an attempt to save herself the Court intrigue of her pregnancy, and teleported to 1932 Magdeburg, Germany. The Asgardians had no idea the Midgardians had so radically advanced in population and technology, due to generally ignoring Mifgard after abjuring their worshippers in favor of Christianity.
Immediately captured and detained as a favorable sign from the Norse gods, Hitler wanted her and her child to serve as Nazi symbols and had Rasputin handle Amora's brainwashing and pregnancy. Knowing the Asgardians to be essentially ageless, part of the plan was to breed high-ranking Nazis with her, and her with her son once he came of age. The erasure of Amora's mind was necessary for her to be compliant to incest with her son, which is why she no longer remembers her son, now stored in a stasis chamber in the Sahara.
So, what all should I change about that, if anything, so my )air doesn't look like a Veloci-turd?